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| Diagnosis of Death
A guy comes home to find his dog lying on the ground on its back with its legs up. The guy is horrified and rushes the dog to the vet. The vet shakes his head and says very solemnly, "Sorry, but you've simply got a dead dog." The guy shakes his head and says, "Oh no, I want to a second opinion." "Allright," says the vet. He opens up a cage. Out comes a lab retriever. The lab walks around the dog, puts its paws on it, sniffs, and shrugs its shoulders and goes back to its cage. The vet says, "See, even the lab agrees your dog is dead." The guy is beside himself. "Give me one more opinion, ok?" The vet quietly nods and opens up another cage. Out comes a cat. The cat walks around the dead dog, looks at it very carefully, then shrugs and goes back to its cage. The vet says, "See, the cat also believes your dog is dead." The guy is resigned. He says, "Well, I guess my dog is dead. Ok, doc, what do I owe you?" The vet says, "$1500." The guy exclaims, "$1500! Just to tell me I have a dead dog?!" The vet replies, "Well, you're the one who ordered the lab work and the cat scan." Thanks for this joke goes to dog owner Bonnie S. of the Huntington Beach area.
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