Oakland Dog
Owner's Group
4200 Park Blvd.
Box #129, Oakland, CA
94602
510-465-0928
voice box #2 

Winter Wonderland

A Canine Christmas Carol
(To be sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland." 

Author Unknown, but we would like to thank Jane Milam for sharing this with us!

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