Oakland Dog
Owner's Group
4200 Park Blvd.
Box #129 94602
510-465-0928
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• Collie + Lhasa = Apso Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
• Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
• Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
• Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
• Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
• Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer = Spaniel Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
• Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
• Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
• Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
• Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
• Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
• Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
• Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
• Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Oh, never mind...

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