These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take
to change a light bulb?"
- Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?
- Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.
- Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
- Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
- Rottweiler: Make me.
- Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
- Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can
I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
- Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
- Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.
- Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
- Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
- Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
- Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
- Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, there it is right there........
- Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
- Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
- Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a
light bulb?
- Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am
not one of them, so the question is: how long will it be before I can
expect light?
Thank you Linda Kastner, owner of Sundance, the Sheepherding Sheltie
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